Again… those typed messages that you can go back and revisit. They always highlight that I might not be as sane as I had hoped. Let me set the context for this post. I wanted to message my friend whose Steam account said that he was online. Unfortunately, this did not mean he was in front of his computer. I discovered this quite early on in the conversation but continued it anyways. Basically, this is a conversation I had with myself in the Steam chat box. My name is Closure.
Closure: i said hello, god damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Closure: well, “hey,” to be exact
Closure: but you get the point
Closure: please do respond at some point in time
Closure: i hate doing research on my own, and i think i can bypass that with a little help from you
Closure: by research, i mean google searches
(after a considerable wait)
Closure: it’s like you don’t even care about me anymore… ):
Closure: i would’ve made a crying face but I’m not exactly sure how to do that
Closure: so i had to settle for the frowney-face
Closure: i think it still manages to express my emotions at this time fairly well.
Closure: i don’t know though
Closure: it kind of depends on how you interpret mr. frowner-face
Closure: mr. frowney-face*
Closure: my bad
Closure: i gave up on you
Closure: and did my own research
Closure: took a whole two to three minutes of my time.
Closure: you should spend at least that much time reflecting on how you just hurt my feelings and wasted two to three minutes of my time.
Closure: in a very busy day
Closure: i mean… sure i had no classes today
Closure: so not busy in that sense
Closure: other things take time too
Closure: i have to shower today
Closure: that takes time
Closure: and a little bit of effort
Closure: in case you didn’t know
Closure: you probably knew
Closure: but just in case
Closure: i thought that might be the crying face
Closure: but it’s not
Closure: just weird
Closure: not even sure it’s a face anymore
Closure: i made a snowman’s face
Closure: see the carrot nose
Closure: but still not a crying face
Closure: still not it
Closure: i bet you know how to do this
Closure: and you just aren’t telling
Closure: that’s rude
Closure: fuck this
Closure: this is difficult
Closure: i am not a problem solver
Closure: a frowney-winky face
Closure: got to find a use for that
Closure: one day
Closure: just tell me how to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Closure: you think this is funny don’t you.
Closure: you probably do
Closure: how dare you enjoy my misery
Closure: which i cannot seem to express correctly
Closure: ~ you think mexican chicks like when you put “~” in your text?
Closure: sorry, i got a little distracted
Closure: I’m starting to think this is steam’s fault
Closure: maybe you can’t do it in the steam chat box
Closure: I’m going to have to get more creative
Closure: god damn! it is impossible
Closure: this isn’t helping at all
Closure: maybe i should google this shit
Closure: google says this T.T is an anime crying face
Closure: not sure if that’s true
Closure: but you can kind of see it
Closure: according to google
Closure: this is the real crying face: :'(
Closure: that’s a shitty crying face
Closure: it doesn’t look good at all
Closure: wasted all my god damn time finding out text crying faces are stupid as shit.
Closure: you knew that the whole though, didn’t you?
Closure: and you just let me go
Closure: let me waste my god damn time
Closure: add another couple minutes to your reflection time.
Closure: cause this hurts deep
Closure: looking at my text at a few lines back, i see that i for got to put the word “time” after “you knew the whole.” You see what i’m trying to say here? i was trying to say, you knew the whole god damn motherfucking time though, didn’t you?
Closure: but it just came out wrong
Closure: i now see that I also made “forgot” two words.
Closure: strange decision
Closure: I also realized a bit ago, that I have not been capitalizing the word I. And we all know I is very important, so I should always be capitalized.
Closure: You know what I is doing right now?
Closure: being capitalized, bitch!
Closure: That’s what I is doing.
Closure: And guess what I is doing later tonight?
Closure: still being capitalized!
Closure: excuse the foul language. I am still a little upset about the crying face thing.
Closure: although I cannot remember why I wanted a crying face.
Closure: are you really still not there?
Closure: or are you just seeing how long I will keep doing this for?
Closure: if it’s the latter, then that’s rude
Closure: what could you possibly have to do on a friday night?
Closure: only murderers and drug dealers are out on friday nights.
Closure: well… that might not be entirely true.
Closure: but you get the point
Closure: only bad things happen on friday nights.
Closure: I missed my mom’s birthday.
Closure: I is stupid
Closure: I had no clue
Closure: didn’t even know what month we are in
Closure: she called me and said something about her birthday
Closure: and I had to ask her what the date is today
Closure: Apparently, it’s the day after her birthday.
Closure: but I kind of made up for it, because when she asked me if I knew how old she is
Closure: my guess was only a year off
Sanity: How long have you been messaging me…?
Closure: i don’t know
Sanity: I was just scrolling back and holy shit
Closure: don’t see how that is important